April 2012
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legitament conversation in my house hold
mom: I thought you were going to go to the gym today?
me: yea I am when I am done signing up for the Peace Corp.
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FINALLY DECLARED A MAJOR
So I finally decided I am going to get a degree in Geology from community college then get a masters in Paleontology with a minor in Biology then continue and get a PHD in Paleontology…..bye-bye social life for the next 5-7 years :D
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why i should have gone to med school
if i was a doctor
hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear
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Dorothy: Oh, Ma, I'm making dinner— what would you like to eat?
Sophia: A nice, big T-bone steak, corn on the cob, and pecan pie for dessert... Now ask me what I can chew!
Dorothy: I'll start soaking the corn flakes now.
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